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Monday, June 26, 2006

i need to use the loo now; thanks to me

dude, seriously i just got thinking and so crazy thoughts started to ensue and now i must spew it into existence here for all you douchebags out there; forgive me. seriously, what makes people choose which bathroom stall to use in public washrooms.

i think about this every time i go in there. i've surrendered to the fact that my own choice of stall is always guided by my i-don't-give-a-shit-careless-attitude. but not everyone is as crazy as me. except the ones that pee while standing on the toilet stool.

how cool of a thesis would this make. seriously.

3 Comments:

At 10:22 AM , Blogger kronleo said...

My choice of stall is primarily guided by the presence, or preferably absence, of unflushed poo. disgusting. i know. dude, this is my point it's subconscious shit. You know what we should seriously do is stand infront of a public bathroom (in downtown) where all the crackheads exist and do a theory on them and which bathroom stall they tend to use often.

Perhaps they could explain this.

 
At 10:23 AM , Blogger kronleo said...

p.s. idil you are one of the unflushers aren't you. i know you

 
At 6:03 PM , Blogger Tom said...

I'll join you on the poo thing. the choice of toilet depends on the condition in which it was left.

there's also the issue of those guys who hang around in there and spray you with aftershave when you're on a night out... do girls get that?

 

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