i got flopped by a douchebag

what you are about to see is ugly. viewer distraction is advice. fine read it. but don't say i didn't warn you. due to how some people are heartless, f'ing inconsiderate douchebags this post can be harmful to the eyes. this is execution, so to all enjoy.

(the douchebag decides to tell me last minute via email that she is unable to attend the concert with me. ho.ly.shit. wtf do i do NOW, arrghhh).

Me: 519 ------- that is the number that i had thought was yours and clearly i could never have been wrong. L------, like seriously I have a 90 $ ticket laying around the house and the concert is in less than a week and it would be nice to hear from you soon ....i am just worried that by the time you get this email.. it would be too late. dude, whatever just call me, you have my number

Her: 519------- is definately the wrong number.. lol BUT i am terribly sorry to say that there is no possible way for me to come this week because i have to work and i cant get it off and i have a very important birthday party to go to on saturday. I AM SOOOO SORRY!!!! please dont hate me for telling you this now because i JUST got home and i had no way of checking my email while i was in london. I AM SOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!! please dont be mad at me.. :)

Me: thank you kindly ...

Her: hey.. i seriously hope that you are not mad at me about this. I am very disappointed that i can not come visit this weekend. I was really looking forward to it. BUT the good news is, is that I am planning a trip down to visit my dad sometime before my birthday hopefully. So if your not to mad at me maybe let me know what your schedule is like and maybe we could meet up. Let me know!!! L-----

Me: To be honest with you I am not surprise. This is very typical of you. You have to work and must attend an 'important' bithday party, eh? Perhaps, you do. I will give you the benefit of the doubt. (although part of me begs to differ) ... I will be honest with you, yesterday when I had received such news of you not being able to make it. It did piss me off to an extent. However, seeing how you were always the unreliable type it did not surprise me nonetheless. With that being said and that is why I had a back up plan, hence someone else to go with, because deep down within me I knew you were going to pull that shit on me. Once again very fucking typical of you. Yet not surprise. What I want to know is? Had I NOT emailed you yesterday ..when were you planning to tell me you wouldn't be able to make it? Let's see ..something like the day before the concert or the day of the concert?? Piss Christ this is just unbelievable of you. and I actually considered you to be an actual friend. I pity fools, I pity myself right now. I honestly don't ever want to hear from you again and with that being said respect my wishes. If you're ever planning to come to Toronto call someone else, vice versa; when you see me in London (which I am sure you will) do not acknowledge me.

Her: Well I know that you asked for me not to talk to you, but I would just like you to know that what you said has really upset me. I dont think i am as "unreliable" as you seem to think I am, and i dont think that i have ever been in regards to you. BUT if that is how you feel I am sorry. Im sorry that you dont believe me that i have to work and that i have to go to this party on Saturday. And as for me not telling you that i couldnt go, I was planning on telling you as soon as I could.. I didnt have your phone number and i didnt have any access to a computer since i havent been home in like 2 or 3 weeks. You probably dont believe me but thats fine. And I thought that you and I were actually good friends too... but a good friend wouldnt be telling me they werent mad and then sending me the email that you did. And if you really are going to not talk to me anymore because of this then i guess it really does show that we werent good friends to begin with which really upsets me. Anyways I will respect your wishes... I will not talk to you anymore. Its all up to you now I guess.. if you really do want to be friends then I guess you can talk to me first. L------

fucking douchebag.

yet why do i now feel bad.