june 30th: save your scissors

in 2 days i am going to see city and colour .. LIVE w/ dashboard confessional

astounding and fucking badass, i know.

he was my hero

so, as if you didn't know already, hunter s thompson is dead. he committed suicide, sometime ago. if you don't know who he is then you should be publically ostracized and then shoved up dick cheney's ass. (okay, not really. besides, there probably isn't room anyway.)

in closing, i leave you all with a quote from hunter s thompson .. "bush is a natural-born loser with a filthy-rich daddy who pimped his son out to rich oil-mongers. he hates music, football and sex, in no particular order, and he is no fun at all."

well, i suppose you are expecting some sort of commentary on this from. sarcastic perhaps? well, YOU'RE WRONG. all i have to say is ...

whoa. the dude was fucking priceless.

a tory minority

i fucking hate this country.

i need to use the loo now; thanks to me

dude, seriously i just got thinking and so crazy thoughts started to ensue and now i must spew it into existence here for all you douchebags out there; forgive me. seriously, what makes people choose which bathroom stall to use in public washrooms.

i think about this every time i go in there. i've surrendered to the fact that my own choice of stall is always guided by my i-don't-give-a-shit-careless-attitude. but not everyone is as crazy as me. except the ones that pee while standing on the toilet stool.

how cool of a thesis would this make. seriously.

spadina, fries and pictures of the the c.n tower

recently i've been hanging around 'lethal' my homegirl. who in other words is known as my favorite douchebag like ever. so lately i've been asking myself "what's my favourite local place to go to that 'lethal' herself would enjoy as well?"well, i've been thinking about this. i narrowed it down to the following

a) patios. these will include: places like moxie's, wayne gretzky's restaurant where you could chill out at the rooftop patio. amazing.

b) spadina. ah yes, china of toronto ontario. it was amazing the last time lethal and i went, walking about china town and window shopping, while meeting 'the chidren of god' damn hippies. oh man and how could we forget the fries. it was such a humid summer day; a quiet day at the city and many more to come. there is something incredibly soothing about chilling in the heart of spadina while slamming back some fries and a cold drink and looking across the people walking about. that you cannot grasp through words.

c) planet aid. by far the greatest place to go shopping, like i was just there some months ago and wow it was awesome. and yes indeed their clothes are so effin cheap and hot. get your ass up and make a difference, planet aid is a non-profit organization that makes a difference. worldwide. when entering the store you will notice upon pictures of orphans in africa and how schools are being built due to the kindness of you and this non-profit opganization. i am telling you when it is time for you to depart the store after purchasing an item of course you will leave with such delight. knowing you had just changed a childs life (for the good) you will smile with such delight all day long. i promise.

d) university park (by spadina). i was taken there by someone and it has become one of my favourite places to go and awesome for picnics or reading a great book. you sit over the park and drink cold drinks and watch amazing people walk by. it's pretty cool. it kind of makes me almost wanna go right now or kinda just get a boyfriend just for the mere fact that we could hold hands and walk to the park together. i used to love sitting beside a tree and reading god knows what or playing frisbee. and could spent the summer nights lying on the ground under the trees just watching the sky.

e) downtown toronto. the best place in the world. being out with your girlfriends and enjoying the night sky. if you want to be friends with us, then you must accompany us to the heart of downtown at some point with a cam and a fake british accent pretending as if we're tourists. that is the only way that you will actually be cool enough to hang out with us if you know what i mean. we like to dress up like tourists and run around town, take pictures of the c.n tower and the city at night.

oh shut up. i know you think that's hot.

i got flopped by a douchebag

what you are about to see is ugly. viewer distraction is advice. fine read it. but don't say i didn't warn you. due to how some people are heartless, f'ing inconsiderate douchebags this post can be harmful to the eyes. this is execution, so to all enjoy.

(the douchebag decides to tell me last minute via email that she is unable to attend the concert with me. ho.ly.shit. wtf do i do NOW, arrghhh).

Me: 519 ------- that is the number that i had thought was yours and clearly i could never have been wrong. L------, like seriously I have a 90 $ ticket laying around the house and the concert is in less than a week and it would be nice to hear from you soon ....i am just worried that by the time you get this email.. it would be too late. dude, whatever just call me, you have my number

Her: 519------- is definately the wrong number.. lol BUT i am terribly sorry to say that there is no possible way for me to come this week because i have to work and i cant get it off and i have a very important birthday party to go to on saturday. I AM SOOOO SORRY!!!! please dont hate me for telling you this now because i JUST got home and i had no way of checking my email while i was in london. I AM SOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!! please dont be mad at me.. :)

Me: thank you kindly ...

Her: hey.. i seriously hope that you are not mad at me about this. I am very disappointed that i can not come visit this weekend. I was really looking forward to it. BUT the good news is, is that I am planning a trip down to visit my dad sometime before my birthday hopefully. So if your not to mad at me maybe let me know what your schedule is like and maybe we could meet up. Let me know!!! L-----

Me: To be honest with you I am not surprise. This is very typical of you. You have to work and must attend an 'important' bithday party, eh? Perhaps, you do. I will give you the benefit of the doubt. (although part of me begs to differ) ... I will be honest with you, yesterday when I had received such news of you not being able to make it. It did piss me off to an extent. However, seeing how you were always the unreliable type it did not surprise me nonetheless. With that being said and that is why I had a back up plan, hence someone else to go with, because deep down within me I knew you were going to pull that shit on me. Once again very fucking typical of you. Yet not surprise. What I want to know is? Had I NOT emailed you yesterday ..when were you planning to tell me you wouldn't be able to make it? Let's see ..something like the day before the concert or the day of the concert?? Piss Christ this is just unbelievable of you. and I actually considered you to be an actual friend. I pity fools, I pity myself right now. I honestly don't ever want to hear from you again and with that being said respect my wishes. If you're ever planning to come to Toronto call someone else, vice versa; when you see me in London (which I am sure you will) do not acknowledge me.

Her: Well I know that you asked for me not to talk to you, but I would just like you to know that what you said has really upset me. I dont think i am as "unreliable" as you seem to think I am, and i dont think that i have ever been in regards to you. BUT if that is how you feel I am sorry. Im sorry that you dont believe me that i have to work and that i have to go to this party on Saturday. And as for me not telling you that i couldnt go, I was planning on telling you as soon as I could.. I didnt have your phone number and i didnt have any access to a computer since i havent been home in like 2 or 3 weeks. You probably dont believe me but thats fine. And I thought that you and I were actually good friends too... but a good friend wouldnt be telling me they werent mad and then sending me the email that you did. And if you really are going to not talk to me anymore because of this then i guess it really does show that we werent good friends to begin with which really upsets me. Anyways I will respect your wishes... I will not talk to you anymore. Its all up to you now I guess.. if you really do want to be friends then I guess you can talk to me first. L------

fucking douchebag.

yet why do i now feel bad.

mmm.... pride? (i think not)

there is something about this month that scares me. and yet i can not put my finger on it.

was SPONGEBOB WEEK last week?

GAH!!

perhaps, i am a backward heathen.

echo the kindness of the world...

there are two quotes i like that have become slightly commonplace these days...

margaret mead once said, "never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has"

and gandhi said, "be the change you wish to see in the world"

despite their almost cliche use, never in my life have i believed so much in these statements.

this weekend my friend 'lethal' and i partially travelled all over this great city of ours by foot. what was our destination you ask? a house, home to where great food awaits us. as we were marching on our way to attend, she askes me for the time. so i dig into my pocket to get my celly and nothing was found. nervously i tried again, again and nothing. violent kicks to randoms down the street were about to ensue. and so we had no choice but to walk down by foot again to where i assumed i dropped my phone. the walk down was long. really really really long. but i learned a few more things along the way; about idiots and phones ... like how i am cursed. or how interesting it sure is how one can drop a phone down the street and not realize. weird. (*oh damn*) and the out of control myriad of "dude i can't find my phone" sayings. interesting.

and than i saw him. there was something about his walk that i liked. he was walking towards us. the second i laid my eyes on him i knew kindness lived in him. so i knew ..and asked him ....

Me: "sir, have you seen a missing phone around these parts?"

Him: he replies by saying ....

nothing.

absolutely nothing.

*deep breath*

and as i was about to give up all hope. i witnessed the unbelievable. he dug into his pocket and my beautiful celly came into existence. right before my eyes. dude, this weekend i learned so much more about sincerity, kindness, nobelness and honest people. i have never been put in a situation like that nor surrounded by a beautiful and honest man like that. it was the greatest act of solidarity i have ever been a part of. and i wanted to share it with all of you.

mr. skiki man, i thank you kindly.

goddamnit...

men in khaki bermuda style shorts with sandals are so hot.

i love this weather. ho. ly. shit.

creative imagination

here is me and my homeboy david becks (i need some serious counseling) dude, if you think i'm bad you should see my twin she actually belives she's married to the guy. and no, we are all not wackos nor delusional. just dreamers. isn't the picture mesmerizing whir of today's coolest picture. the picture above brings me great memories. y------ thanks dude, for she taught me what soca music is. ha pathetic. i was at guelph university visiting my bff for reading week and so the word 'soca' was brought to my attention. therefore i must document it on here; forgive me.

Her: "feel like soca tonight?"

Me: "HELL noooo. i hate soca."

Her: (staring at me with much surprise, not blinking nor twitching).

Her: "are you kidding me? ...do you even know what soca is??"

Me: "i don't wanna go" (soon following with an awkard silence) ..

(few minutes later) ...

Me: "uh..er.. YASMINE!! what is soca?"

Her: just staring at me this time very hard ...

Me: i stare back

Her: .....makes ridiculous amonts of phone calls

(hangs up the phone) ...

Her: "get ready, F----- we're going. today is the first day of the rest of your life"

Me: (.......speechless)

ahhh memories of sweet memories.

college boys with the right amount of homoeroticism

i stumbled upon these low-quality videos of shirtless boys the other day doing uh..er...ummm absolutely nothing. bordom i suppose? Taken in rez. like honestly all three of them are like so friggin gorgeous and can't stop smiling each time i watch these videos of shirtless boys entertaing people like moi. it's possibly the most entertaining thing to watch. and i am passing it forward, half because they are so sexy and well deserved. so to all enjoy.

and also, my favourite video has to be them cocking guns and doing pelvic thrusts on the internet. It's the best distraction. EVER.

southpark

i'm addicted to this show. southpark by far is the greatest show. like EVER. i think it all started because of my friend C---- he would constantly start talking about southpark and how hilarious it is especially when one is high on some good ol' weed. plus a bonus if you are nsync with political views; having a strong grasp and understanding in political changes that surround us. and so i did. and the funny thing is i can't seem to recall the first episode i watched but i do know one thing whatever the epoisode may have been, it had to be excellento because i started coming back for more. now i am officially a die hard fan. also i am in felicity withdrawl and i needed something else to watch. now i am obsessed. i haven't even seen most of the episodes like so far i've watched only a couple. but i watched it just the other day and can't wait to see it again dude i can't stop.

i am pretty sure it is because of the neverending swearing by the 9 year olds. and how fucking awesome cartman is. i need to get some 9 year olds that are like a duplicate of southpark (human version though) so i could enjoy their company and chill with them on a daily basis (no michael jackson shit.) dude, just watch the show and you will know what i am so fascinated about. it's their personality that i admire... that raspy androgenously beautiful talent that makes you want to politely yet provocatively murmur obscenities just because. especially the word 'fuck' and 'douchebag' are like so effective and badass. it's a crappy cartoon show or whatever and i totally laugh my ass off when watching cartman and the gang tormenting tom crusie or whoever the next person will be. southpark rock out.

to the boy whom i had mentioned above thank you kindly in getting me hooked on southpark. for such a good act or shall i say 'recommendation' you and i are going to smoke up the big stuff and watch more southpark. much appreciated.

you all should watch southpark and for those that do ..watch more. and say 'fuck' more.

She's my new nostalgia..

Mazzy Star was always my slut

i bet you stephen harper is masturbating as we speak...

all over a fucking map of canada

being 20 is fucking free

moi and my fantastic photographic abilities... everybody loves a canadian girl. the best greatest thing ever created.